鸡眼镜鸡尿布—Chicken Glasses and Diapers

       鸡眼镜鸡尿布—Chicken Glasses and Diapers

        新闻报道上海嘉定马陆葡萄园在园内散养土鸡，以鸡粪替代化肥收到良效。可是鸡不答应，不愿无偿奉献，果农也颇人道或者说“鸡道”，任鸡啄食散落地上的葡萄，既喂饱土鸡又省却清洁工人，人鸡两悦。

        可是好景不长。土鸡尝到葡萄美味，或许贪食了日晒发酵的烂葡萄，“酒涌上来”，一只只如同孙大圣进了王母娘娘的蟠桃园，上蹿下跳肆无忌惮地跃上葡萄架猛吃乱啄，葡萄园一片狼藉。

         不过，毕竟还是人聪明。果农想出妙招给鸡戴上多功能特殊眼镜，鸡只看得见地上散落的葡萄，看不到高高架上的葡萄，还避免了鸡打群架。

                                      

        

         问题是鸡觅食时脖子一伸一伸，安在鸡头上的眼镜容易脱落；公鸡喜引喉高歌，一摆架势，毛一抖头一挥眼镜飞出几丈外。母鸡好大喜功，下了蛋满园狂奔邀赏，一圈下来眼镜早不知抖落何处。看来须给鸡配隐形眼镜。眼镜店要“鸡鸡一堂”了。

         近日又看到美国有人将鸡作为宠物，为避免鸡屎满地，发明了鸡尿布，还有专门网站介绍鸡尿布的优点，款式及服务项目：

Chicken Diaper Description:

AS MENTIONED IN TIME MAGAZINE!

Our diaper is made by hand with care in the USA, and comes with everything you need! It’s easy to position and secure, durable and user-friendly. The pouch is lined for extra security against spills. Included with each order are simple instructions as well as one, easily removable, heavy-duty vinyl liner that velcros into place. With an adjustable design and five sizes to choose from, you shouldn’t have any trouble getting the perfect fit for your bird. To keep your chicken’s diaper looking like new, hand wash and lay flat to dry. Each order is custom made, so please allow up to two weeks for shipment.

                  

Great For:

• Injured hens that need to recuperate indoors.
• Show birds that need to be separated from the flock in the months before the show.
• Broody hens you’ve temporarily brought inside to “break” of broodiness.

Sizing Guide:

• X-Small: For VERY SMALL BANTAMS. Examples: Seramas, Dutch, Modern Game. 
• Small: For bantams 2 to 3.5 pounds. Examples: Silkies, Cochin bantams, Brahma Bantams
• Medium: For birds 3.5 to 5.5 pounds. Examples: Ameraucana, Andalusian, Campine, Dominique, Hamburg, Leghorn, Old English Game, Phoenix, Polish, Sultan.
• Large: For birds 5.5 to 7.5 pounds. Examples: Australorp, Barnevelder, Buckeye, Chantecler, Delaware, Faverolles, Marans, Naked Neck, New Hampshire, Plymouth Rock, Rhode Island Red, Sussex, Welsummer.
• X-Large: For birds over 7.5 pounds. Examples: Brahma, Cochin, Cornish, Jersey Giant, Orpington, Wyandotte.

Returns & Refunds: 
If you decide not to use diaper, or it doesn’t fit properly on your bird, please just contact us for return instructions. We will refund your diaper in full. http://www.mypetchicken.com/catalog/Diapers-and-Saddles/Chicken-Diaper-Removable-Liner-p494.aspx） 

                                         

         从广告可知鸡尿布按鸡相应部位尺寸定制，手工裁剪缝制，做工讲究，内衬厚质乙烯基，由velcros尼龙搭攀扣牢保证污物不外泄。鸡尿布可以随时替换，手洗晾干，继续使用。

       鸡尿布竟然是手工缝制！而儿童尿布是机器大批量生产，“人不如鸡”啊！

                                     

         既然鸡有尿布，人类忠实伴侣与宠物猫、狗、兔子等也该享有同等待遇。

                      

        那么，需拨资扩建公共厕所，除了设有婴儿尿布替换平台，还需有为鸡、狗、猫、鸭、鹅、兔子等等的专用尿布替换平台。人兽无欺。

         鸡、鸭、猫、狗、兔子是否也需雌雄分厕呢？或许不必，人都要男女同厕了！

        突然，又想到一个问题，理发店怎么还分男士部女士部呢？如今不是时兴女士剃光头男士留长发，何不来一个无性别理发岂不更好？

 

 

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       今天（03/13/2017）BBC报道，美国波士顿的一些退休妇女准备为鸡鸭编织毛衣，帮助它们抵御新英格兰的寒冬！

        http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/39257570

      The women who knit sweaters for chickens

        A group of Boston retirees hatch a plan to protect poultry from the New England winter chill.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C_eVwLZCpc

        那么，西伯利亚与两极附近的鸡鸭该穿羽绒服，赤道沿线的鸡鸭该享用冰激凌了。